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Wrong again, Albert​.​.​.

by The Cosmic Trip Advisors

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    This deluxe 2nd pressing of Wrong again, Albert… is a real beauty. Strictly limited to 200 copies, this edition features a wonderful, newly commissioned piece of artwork by Steven Yoyada in the gatefold sleeve. The album also has a printed inner sleeve with new photography, lyrics and credits/notes. It is pressed on transparent vinyl featuring a new logo by @shanehorrors and also features new artwork and liner notes on the rear of the album. Basically, we threw the kitchen sink at this. Grab one while you can!

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    'Wrong again, Albert...' and 'Same, same...but different' - packaged together in a special edition double CD with 16 page booklet. Lyrics, liner notes and new photography.

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    OK…quite simply. Buy both copies of our albums on vinyl and only pay the postage for one parcel.

    Gatefold limited edition of 200 on clear vinyl - Wrong again, Albert…
    Standard LP limited edition of 350 on black vinyl - Same, same…but different (LIVE)

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  • Pre-Order Bundle! Transparent Vinyl Gatefold 2nd pressing with 2 signed art prints
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    STRICTLY LIMITED TO 50 COPIES! 2nd run of Wrong again, Albert... Gatefold sleeve with specially commissioned artwork. Transparent vinyl. Printed inner sleeve with new photography, lyrics and liner notes. Comes with 2 signed, frame-able 12X12inch heavy weight art prints (see pictures). One will be signed by the whole band and the other will be signed by Lesley and personalised if you pop a message in with your order! Have fun with that one :) Or leave it blank and see what filth Lesley comes up with on her own. Your call.

    We expect to begin shipping this album around the 11th March…but we'll keep you informed if there are any delays.

    Normal copies of the album will retail at £25

    All order from Russia must be sent signed and tracked post - hence the extra cost. Sorry.

    We apologise for the price of shipping abroad...unfortunately that's just what it costs these days.

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  • Limited Edition 12" Transparent Red Vinyl
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Strictly limited to 500 copies.

    The band would like to take this opportunity to thank ever one of you sexy foxes who have supported us over the last year. Your purchases allow us to function and make more music. We never imagined we'd sell 500 copies of our debut album on vinyl by word of mouth alone…it's astonishing really and we are so grateful for your continued support.

    Transparent red vinyl with full colour, frameable artwork and lyric insert.
    Cover art by Tanya Shatseva. www.tanyashatseva.com
    Produced by Pedro Ferreira at Spinroad Studios, Sweden.
    Mastered by Ade Emsley at Table Of Tone Mastering

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1.
A promise isn’t hard to say But it’s hard to make, go away It never came as a surprise I could see the fear, behind your eyes Oh My My My! We’re all equal so you say But you want more In every way The headlines came as no surprise But we could see the fear, in your eyes Oh My My My! You’re a liar and a cheat But now you’re in too deep And we don’t really need to know How low you can go
2.
Sleazy Does It (free) 03:56 video
Is it true? You’d like me to see you? The way I always wanted to? And if you do I’ll do the things to you You know you’ve always wanted to And as the sun sets, I would know You’ve booked a suite inside my soul Throw away the key There will never be a need for anyone in there but you and me You know it’s true I said, I feel you do
3.
I was lonely when I met you I’m lonely now you’re gone I lived my life, I didn’t even try To build our happy home I’ve been lonely since I met you I’m lonely now we’re through I rolled the dice I paid the price To make your dreams come true Now every time I meet someone like you You wouldn’t believe the things I thought I might do Oh no no no no! I’ve been lonely since you left me Been lonely enough for two You took my soul You took it down below Now it’s battered black and blue I was lonely when I met you Been lonely since you left I’ll drink a toast to your holy ghost As I take my dying breath
4.
I saw it and I had to have it Just another dirty habit Rack ‘em out and I will dab it I saw it and I had to have it You put your hand in my pocket Felt around for the packet Palmed it & your fingers grabbed it You saw it and you had to have it Don’t even try to ask me why I’ll tell you a lie We pushed our way into the party Up the stairs, double crafty Lock the door and check it’s empty Lay it out there to tempt me
5.
Such Is Life 03:25
I wish I’d listened more when I was young To good advice from friends who cared enough to see where I was going wrong I wish I’d paid attention to the signs That told me I was headed to a place I really wouldn’t wanna find And now I understand You learn by the mistakes you never plan And what’s right for you Might not be right for me C’est la vie I think it’s kinda funny in a way Despite my worst intentions, everything would seem to be OK And all the bullied kids I knew at school... They’re raking in the money while the tough guys are still sitting on the dole So now it’s time to raise a family I’ll try to lead the way by learning what it is I should and shouldn’t say And when they need advice I guess I’ll say Talk to mum cos she’s the one who saved your dear old daddy from going astray
6.
Feeling Low 04:04
Give me something for the pain To make me feel the same In a different way I’m running high but feeling low My mind is saying yes, but my body says no I know it makes no sense But I need you too much, I guess Oh no... I can’t stop feeling low I can’t stop letting go Putting in the time to make some sense of it all You say I hurt you more But I’m not really sure that you don’t enjoy it when we’re out of control Oh no, I can’t stop feeling low I like to think I’m in control When I’m in your presence, it’s all just a show It’s just my fragile, foolish pride Mentally, I need to take a breather sometimes
7.
Ledz Boogie 03:05
It’s cool to be nice And it’s fun to be friendly So stick out your tongue Cos it’s wet and it’s bendy We could be friends, it’s unfeasibly easy Gimme a hug if you’re happy to see me You’re pretty good looking Take me down the alley baby Lead me astray It’s my buttons you’re pushing And I think about you Nearly all of the day You’re pretty good looking Take me down the alley baby Lead me astray It’s my buttons you’re pushing I’m not here for you cooking We’re only here for a matter of minutes I can’t live without you It’s pushing my limits So don’t waste a second of what we’ve been given Let’s get off our ass and get down with the living It’s my buttons your pushing I’m not here for you cooking It’s my fish that you’re hooking Cos you’re pretty good looking
8.
Hey there, whaddya know? I’ve danced myself into tomorrow Hey man, where’s my Gin? Now I feel it kicking in Please don’t get me wrong I got it going on! Hey there whaddya know? I might not come around tomorrow Now I’m on my own I can see there’s something wrong Please don’t get me wrong I got it going on! Hey there, whaddya know? I’m not here to beg or borrow I’m just hanging on To the place where I belong
9.
Bottle In Me 05:23
She shuffles down the stairwell to her door It isn’t much But it’s what she calls home Her special place, her solitary time zone Where no one ever calls her anymore How’d you like to come inside and see What I’m like and what it’s like to be me? Maybe you could ask me how I’ve been? And if you’d like a drink then I can see If I’ve got the bottle in me He fingers through another filthy book Casts a glance, to catch a dirty look His wife is sitting, she’s oblivious Is this all the excitement that she’ll get? If we talk for long enough You’ll realise I’m not that tough It’s just a mask that I wear The cracks in life are deep and rough They’ll drag you down and call your bluff
10.
I was a firecracker When I was younger...uh huh I blew up on cue I lost a friend or two It’s been so long Since I’ve been back home It’s been so long Since I’ve been back home Don’t get me wrong I’ve been alive since the day I was born It doesn’t mean nothing Can get me out of this place I met this guy called Joe Yeah he was trouble fo-sho! High on self-esteem and personality It’s been so long Since I’ve been back home
11.
Tongue Tied 05:53
I see you You see me I don’t understand It’s too hard to explain But it feels unreal I don’t want to get on by I feel tongue tied I saw you Look straight through I don’t understand it’s too hard to explain I’m losing control of that part of my brain It feels unreal I don’t want to wake up now that you’re on mind I feel tongue tied I call out You shut down I circle around as you move out of reach I’m clawing the air that you breathe when you speak But I can’t get out I don’t want to wake up, now that you’re on my mind I feel tongue tied

about

Once upon a time, on January 11th 2019 (pre-plague), a rag-tag group of Scottish musical ne’er-do-wells flew to a fancy-ass studio in Sweden on an impossible mission to record, in two whole days, an album of the only eleven songs they could actually play. Were it not for a series of mishaps, bad calls, vodka, general tomfoolery (those f****** gloves!) and one near-death experience, they might just about have managed it too.

In the end, it took an extra week of overdubs at their own studio in Scotland and all the money they had in the bank (plus considerably more that they didn’t) to get it finished and ready for release.

It was generally agreed by everybody with an opinion that the whole project had been the grandest of follies and a massive waste of money.

Buoyed by this feedback from their nearest and dearest, and with almost comical joie de vivre, the band blew every last bean they had pressing up 500 copies of the album on lovely, lovely vinyl. Because, as any fool knows, “it ain’t a record until it’s a record”.

And so it was, in June 2019, with nothing but hope in their hearts and cobwebs in their wallets, The Cosmic Trip Advisors quietly released their debut album, “Wrong again , Albert…” on Bandcamp, and figured that was probably the end of that.

Turned out, it was just the beginning!

credits

released June 1, 2019

Vocals - Lesley *Lesbomb* Muir
Guitar (left side) & BV's - Mark *El Cap* Thorburn
Guitar (right side) - Ian *Tattie* Tait
Organ - Peter *P Man* Hampton (appears on wrong again - expired)
Bass - Andrew *Mr Herringbone* Harrington (appears on wrong again - expired)
Drums - Pete *The Beat* Forrest

Additional musicians:
Ben Macdonald - Slide Guitar on Firecracker Blues
Jon Mackenzie - Pedal Steel on Such Is Life

Produced by Pedro Ferreira
Spinroad Studios, Sweden
www.spinroadstudios.com

Mastered by Ade Emsley
Table of Tone Mastering
www.tableoftonemastering.com

This album was pressed at Spinroad Vinyl Factory, Sweden
www.spinroadvinyl.com

Album cover “Black Hole In The Milky Way” painted by Tanya Shatseva
www.tanyashatseva.com

Album artwork by Mark Thorburn

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The Cosmic Trip Advisors Edinburgh, UK

The Cosmic Trip Advisors hail from West Lothian in Scotland and are a rock ’n’ roll band with a heart of soul. Rock ’n’ Soul, if you will. In their world, Iggy can rub shoulders with Keef, Dolly can pinch Jimi on the arse & Macca can launch a goober at Rotten while Gram hums his approval from underneath a dusty old cactus...it's all good in the gumbo soup. Can you dig it? ... more

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